Hall of Infinite Doors

"Um, can I stay here?" you ask.

"No way hozae, ONE person staying here is enough!" he retorts.

"Oi, make that two!" cries a lion plush from the bed, shaking his fists.

"Er, no, you don't count, you're too... lame" says the teenager.

"Can I not count?" you ask.

"Just get out"