Hall of Infinite Doors

You duck behind the curtain and find yourself in an extensive library of adult movies. Your surprised about the giant collection, and almost forget about the man chasing you. Seeing no place to hide but behind a stand of strange objects, you get behind it and aim the shotgun at the curtain. The footsteps get closer... And the suspense is overwhelming. You hear the footsteps outside of the curtain, and tense your finger on the trigger. Would you have the guts to shoot? Not likely. You can still threaten, though. You see the curtain start to move, and suddenly it gives way to show a hobo, dirty and toothless, holding one of the twinkies that you took from the store. You give a sigh of relief, and set the gun down. The hobo gives you a toothless grin, and says: "Yau drapped yo twainkay sun," and then says "Cane I ate it?" You nod a yes, and stare quizzicaly at the hobo as he downs the twinkie like a greedy pig. He then picks a bunch of the movies off the shelves, inspects them carefully, and then shoves them in his ragged trenchcoat. "'Dis'll be our lil' secret, Ohay?" He then proceeds to walk out the store, leaving you extremely confused.