Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

Right as he is about to poke the burning hot smoke leaves into your meat windows, you stick your leg out, and trip Orpheus.

"Orpheus, I swear, your almost more of a failure than Milhouse."
Believing this fail of such epic proportions was punishment enough, you left Orpheus there, lying on the ground. You walked back to the technodrome and never looked back.
And that was the story of how angry walking goth girl came to be.
End Of Story