Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You await your demise, with pride, you stand tall, and will not give Orpheus the pleasure of knowing that he broke your heart.
And then Orpheus swung his arm too much to the left, and accidently flung the cigarette directly into his eye.
"AAGAH! What are the odds?!"
And then you look down on Orpheus, as he lays on the ground, squirming in agony. In the midst of the battle,
You pull the cigarette out, and help Orpheus up.
"Orpheus..you really know how to fail don't you? Well, lets head back home."
"Whu? What? I thought we wer-that you-"
"The moose are greedy mindless savages who will no doubt kill eachother while fighting over who should be their next leader. I'll come to claim the land in a few days. We can by another Jane and Nate online from Japan, and you'll prbably forget about the moose thing once you get a new chia pet."
"OH. Well..I guess I didn't really save anything..." Orpheus looks down, sadly.
"Hey, it happends, now lets go get some spaghettio's, watch the news, and play spin the dots."
"That sounds nice."
And so you and Orpheus, walk back through the forest holding hands, coated in moose blood, and Orpheus suffering a severe eye injury.
But atleast you're not old.
The end~
:3
And then Orpheus swung his arm too much to the left, and accidently flung the cigarette directly into his eye.
"AAGAH! What are the odds?!"
And then you look down on Orpheus, as he lays on the ground, squirming in agony. In the midst of the battle,
You pull the cigarette out, and help Orpheus up.
"Orpheus..you really know how to fail don't you? Well, lets head back home."
"Whu? What? I thought we wer-that you-"
"The moose are greedy mindless savages who will no doubt kill eachother while fighting over who should be their next leader. I'll come to claim the land in a few days. We can by another Jane and Nate online from Japan, and you'll prbably forget about the moose thing once you get a new chia pet."
"OH. Well..I guess I didn't really save anything..." Orpheus looks down, sadly.
"Hey, it happends, now lets go get some spaghettio's, watch the news, and play spin the dots."
"That sounds nice."
And so you and Orpheus, walk back through the forest holding hands, coated in moose blood, and Orpheus suffering a severe eye injury.
But atleast you're not old.
The end~
:3
