Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
After hiding the enormous red and orange corpse of the forest fire in the bushes, You shake your head.
No no...this won't work. I've been through this before. What we need is to bury it in a flower garden, and then claim we're joining the flower festival.
"OH! Like that time you and Orpheus grew that mayor shaped garden for the flower fest! And then you killed us when it was revealed that you murdered the mayor."
"Wait a second.. how could you remember an alternate ending to a story that didn't occur in this sto-"
Suddenly Orpheus runs in, holding a calculator.
"Guys guys! I just divided something by zero!"
"Oh shi-
No no...this won't work. I've been through this before. What we need is to bury it in a flower garden, and then claim we're joining the flower festival.
"OH! Like that time you and Orpheus grew that mayor shaped garden for the flower fest! And then you killed us when it was revealed that you murdered the mayor."
"Wait a second.. how could you remember an alternate ending to a story that didn't occur in this sto-"
Suddenly Orpheus runs in, holding a calculator.
"Guys guys! I just divided something by zero!"
"Oh shi-