Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

You and Jane run through the fires, coughing as the smoke molests your lungs, and luckily reach the Moose village before the fire did.

"Good, we still have time to kill the moose before the fire does!"

"But Zelda, a Jedi must never kill in hate!"

You put away your lightsaber and decide to go looking through the huts.

In the first room you looked in, you find Orpheus, abttered and bloody, tied to a pole.

"Mother!"
"Ani? Is that you?"
"I'm here mother, I've come to save you!"
"Oh..Ani..you've grown so handsome..."
"He's dead, Zelda.."
"Those...those Moose have killed him!"
You pull out your lightsaber and try to leave the building, but Jane stops you.
"No! Zelda, we can't use the force for evil!"
"Whateva! I do whu ah wan'!"
And then you begin going on a massive genocide, killing all the moose. Plus the women...and the children. And their chia pets.

The battle was won. The moose are no longer. And Moose country is yours. But at what cost?
"Oh Orpheus...you were an even bigger failure than I thought you were."

The End~