Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You wander through the woods, trying to recognize anything. Curse that writer and his vague and poorly described areas.
After a few minutes, you come upon Old Man Jenkin's farm.
Though this could have been a good moment to ask for assistance to find your friends, you'd rather not associate with old people. Those disgusting sinful people who've chosen to live the old lifestyle. Nasty.
So instead, you decide to form a one-woman protest against old people.
And then you got mauled by elderly supporters, wearing their old pride flags, made up of plaid, and wearing pants seven inches above the navel.
After a few minutes, you come upon Old Man Jenkin's farm.
Though this could have been a good moment to ask for assistance to find your friends, you'd rather not associate with old people. Those disgusting sinful people who've chosen to live the old lifestyle. Nasty.
So instead, you decide to form a one-woman protest against old people.
And then you got mauled by elderly supporters, wearing their old pride flags, made up of plaid, and wearing pants seven inches above the navel.
