Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Moon sister, such disrespect shall not be tolerated in my presence. We moose are a proud and noble race. And you are no friend to the moose." Suddenly the grand moose lets out a shrieking giggle that brings forth an army of gnomes, dwarfs, and wood pixies to poke you with pine needles.
Suddenly Orpheus leaps in front of you.
"Father stop! Can't you see that mindless fighting shall never bring peace! Look where the path of hate has brought us! I can't let you kill this man, father. I love him! I have made my decision. What shall be yours?"
The grand moose smiles at Orpheus.
"My daughter speaks of wisdom well beyond her years. Go, pale fat girl, you are friends to the moose once more."
Wow...that was weird.
Suddenly Orpheus leaps in front of you.
"Father stop! Can't you see that mindless fighting shall never bring peace! Look where the path of hate has brought us! I can't let you kill this man, father. I love him! I have made my decision. What shall be yours?"
The grand moose smiles at Orpheus.
"My daughter speaks of wisdom well beyond her years. Go, pale fat girl, you are friends to the moose once more."
Wow...that was weird.
