Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"Very well then. Would you like some free land?"

"Only if you apologize."
"For what do you imply I am sorry for?"
"Stealing my heart."
And then you and the grand moose share a passionate kiss together. And then Mr. Owl flies in and gets caught in your hair.
"Agghh! There's- a bird in my -ow ow! Get it- ouOOOW!!"
The grand moose, and the others try akwardly to get it out, before Jane just burns away your hair using a nuclear radiation ray.
"Well, that was a close one."
The grand moose coughs akwardly,
"So..do you want my phone number or.."
"I..I'm really busy and-"
"Really, I just need a pen."
"N-no..I uh..I should prbably just go..to a doctor..about this radiation thing."
"Oh..well..okay..I'm in the phonebook...under grand-"
"Yeah."
"Grand moose.."
"Yeah."
"See ya."
"Yeah.

AAAAKWARD~