Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

The fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the kitchen door chortled as his saliva and crumbs of pocky dribble out of his lipstick smeared mouth.
"Nice try! But I don't have a neck, only multiple chins!"
And then the great beast swallowed you whole. And inside his stomache you lived a new life. Starting a civilization comprised of you and the spiders that crawled into his mouth while he sleeps.

Your reign as spider stomache robot queen was long and memorable.

The End.