Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Zelda, as a girl, I can't help but feel jealous that all the boys pay more attention to you. How can I get Nate to notice me?"
"Look, if you're not going to go get a can opener then stop waisting my time."
Zelda then storms out of the room. Oh dear, you may have just ruined your entire friendship with her! You then start crying and crying, non stop, howling on the floor. As the tears tough your skin, you taste them. You love to taste your tears. And then you get up and look in the mirror to see what you look like when you cry.
You look awful. What man could love you now. You then grab a razor to cut yourself but it only scratches the paint off of your metallic legs.
I your rage you start scratching off all the skin toned car paint on your legs until all you can see are the metal grey color. Now you feel even worse, and start eating ice cream and watching Bridget Jones movies.
After seeing how that fatty fat fat-fat managed to get a man before you did, and how you pigged out on all this icecream, which will probably break down your insides, since robots don't eat, you start eating more.
wow...you're uh...you're really messed up. Maybe we should have stay with Zelda or something.
"Look, if you're not going to go get a can opener then stop waisting my time."
Zelda then storms out of the room. Oh dear, you may have just ruined your entire friendship with her! You then start crying and crying, non stop, howling on the floor. As the tears tough your skin, you taste them. You love to taste your tears. And then you get up and look in the mirror to see what you look like when you cry.
You look awful. What man could love you now. You then grab a razor to cut yourself but it only scratches the paint off of your metallic legs.
I your rage you start scratching off all the skin toned car paint on your legs until all you can see are the metal grey color. Now you feel even worse, and start eating ice cream and watching Bridget Jones movies.
After seeing how that fatty fat fat-fat managed to get a man before you did, and how you pigged out on all this icecream, which will probably break down your insides, since robots don't eat, you start eating more.
wow...you're uh...you're really messed up. Maybe we should have stay with Zelda or something.
