average day

You sprint away from the retarded FBI Agent that has, according to Theone, talked to you forgetting to actually capture you. How original.

You conceal yourself beneath a wild green bush, whilst the Federal Bureau of Investigation, observe your own lair, awaiting your presence. They're watching over the area, unwary that you're watching over them.

Getting home is not an option, unless Theone here decides to give you Superman 'skillz.' What to do?