Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You throw Jane into the middle of the store. Suddenly a troupe of cubscouts surrounds her.
"Excuse me miss, we're selling popcorn. Give us your money."
"N-no. No I don't have any money right now."
Then girl scouts circled her.
"Lady, we're trying to sell these cookie things. Buy them so we can rent a pony for three hours!"
"No..no I-I really don't have money!"
Then came the elderly women.
"Excuse me, but we're trying to find donations for our library. Would you be willi-"
"No! No! I don't have money! Get away! Get away!" She then started launching her missiles at them. But they only regenerated into more. Soon she was trapped. Lost in a crowd. Only one hand and her muffled screams could be heard.
"Lets go." You grab a reluctant Nate's arm as you run to Orpheus' current position. You find him pushing some sort of cart full of objects. They're using him as a slave!
"Orpheus we've come to rescue you!"
"Huh? Um...but...I'm...not in danger."
He looks at you wondering if this is some quirky way of saying hello to him.
"Oh no, they've tortured him into a state of denial!"
"Orpheus, come with us. We need to get you out of here." Nate lunges for him, but Orpheus backs away.
"What's with you guys? I'm fine! Really, I'm just buy som-"
"ORPHEUS! DO YOU REMEMBER WHO WE ARE?"
You scream in his face, Nate seems to be lying on the ground still.
"Orpheus, this is serious. This place isn't safe! We need you to get back to the technodrome!"
Orpheus shakes his head and blinks and then looks down at Nate, who's still lying on the ground after trying to grab him. "Zelda, I'll be back in, less than fifteen minutes. Really."
"I'm afraid I can't trust you Orpheus. Come with me!"
"Well, if this is really an emergency, shouldn't I atleast buy these first?"
"No just leave them there.....except those fruit snacks. I love these things."
You then steal the bag of fruity chewable snacks and grab Orpheus by the wrist and run back to the exit.
Nate for some reason is still lying on the ground. Maybe he's dead. I dunno.
By the time you reached where you came in, all that's left of Jane is a pile of scrap metal and one of her hands, cluthing a ripped off braided lock of hair, with a little bit of the scalp still on.
By the time you got back home, on foot, even though Orpheus drove there, you forgot why you left to get him in the first place.
"I'm hungry. Let's go microwave a pizza!
Wait..where's the pizza cutter?"
"Zelda, you can just use a knife or a fork to-"
"No. That's not how it's supposed to be done. Where is it. And Orpheus DON'T TOUCH MY SPINNING METAL BLADED DISC ON A STICK COLECTION!!"
The End.
"Excuse me miss, we're selling popcorn. Give us your money."
"N-no. No I don't have any money right now."
Then girl scouts circled her.
"Lady, we're trying to sell these cookie things. Buy them so we can rent a pony for three hours!"
"No..no I-I really don't have money!"
Then came the elderly women.
"Excuse me, but we're trying to find donations for our library. Would you be willi-"
"No! No! I don't have money! Get away! Get away!" She then started launching her missiles at them. But they only regenerated into more. Soon she was trapped. Lost in a crowd. Only one hand and her muffled screams could be heard.
"Lets go." You grab a reluctant Nate's arm as you run to Orpheus' current position. You find him pushing some sort of cart full of objects. They're using him as a slave!
"Orpheus we've come to rescue you!"
"Huh? Um...but...I'm...not in danger."
He looks at you wondering if this is some quirky way of saying hello to him.
"Oh no, they've tortured him into a state of denial!"
"Orpheus, come with us. We need to get you out of here." Nate lunges for him, but Orpheus backs away.
"What's with you guys? I'm fine! Really, I'm just buy som-"
"ORPHEUS! DO YOU REMEMBER WHO WE ARE?"
You scream in his face, Nate seems to be lying on the ground still.
"Orpheus, this is serious. This place isn't safe! We need you to get back to the technodrome!"
Orpheus shakes his head and blinks and then looks down at Nate, who's still lying on the ground after trying to grab him. "Zelda, I'll be back in, less than fifteen minutes. Really."
"I'm afraid I can't trust you Orpheus. Come with me!"
"Well, if this is really an emergency, shouldn't I atleast buy these first?"
"No just leave them there.....except those fruit snacks. I love these things."
You then steal the bag of fruity chewable snacks and grab Orpheus by the wrist and run back to the exit.
Nate for some reason is still lying on the ground. Maybe he's dead. I dunno.
By the time you reached where you came in, all that's left of Jane is a pile of scrap metal and one of her hands, cluthing a ripped off braided lock of hair, with a little bit of the scalp still on.
By the time you got back home, on foot, even though Orpheus drove there, you forgot why you left to get him in the first place.
"I'm hungry. Let's go microwave a pizza!
Wait..where's the pizza cutter?"
"Zelda, you can just use a knife or a fork to-"
"No. That's not how it's supposed to be done. Where is it. And Orpheus DON'T TOUCH MY SPINNING METAL BLADED DISC ON A STICK COLECTION!!"
The End.
