Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You see a bunch of no good can opener hating hippies smoking raisins outside their van.
They must die.
After violently and mercilessly giving them paper cuts until they died of blood loss, you order Jane and Nate to lift up the van and throw it into the front door of the safeway. Then Nate starts "But Zelda, it's unlocked, and the keys are in the ignition, can't we just drive it-" "No! No no no. IT'll only work if we throw it, trust me, I saw this in a movie."
So the two robot android cyborg or whatever things lifted up the vehicle and, with all their might, launched it at the store.
But the two have horrible depth perception and threw it directly to their right.
Which was where you were.
and it gave you a small ache in your neck that totally droe you crazy for like, two hours! Why do the bad things in life only happen to you and you alone? D:}
The end.
They must die.
After violently and mercilessly giving them paper cuts until they died of blood loss, you order Jane and Nate to lift up the van and throw it into the front door of the safeway. Then Nate starts "But Zelda, it's unlocked, and the keys are in the ignition, can't we just drive it-" "No! No no no. IT'll only work if we throw it, trust me, I saw this in a movie."
So the two robot android cyborg or whatever things lifted up the vehicle and, with all their might, launched it at the store.
But the two have horrible depth perception and threw it directly to their right.
Which was where you were.
and it gave you a small ache in your neck that totally droe you crazy for like, two hours! Why do the bad things in life only happen to you and you alone? D:}
The end.
