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This time Bozo the clown carelessly looks in your direction as you fall. The ground rushes up to meet your face, and as they collide, your nose is broken instantly, and you twist your arm. Bozo immediatly grows an erection at the sight, becoming increasingly aroused. What he does next, you don't know, all you know is, green slime is dripping slowly onto your head, and you feel the warm delicate substance.

You are fined later, and prosecuted for Public-Sexual Behaviour. You did nothing!

You scream in rage as you're escorted to, 'Rick Jameson's Community Easy-To-Escape Prison.' Where you are forced to live there for perhaps the rest of your life.

You sit there on your little plastic chair, pondering the meaning of existance, when, a sudden thought occurs to you..you're going to get out of this place alive!

But how?

Over in the corner is sat a homosexual prison officer that happens to enjoy watching males unstrip, care to use him to get out of here alive?

You notice a reflection of sunlight from some kind of object beside the toilet, metal. It has to be something, perhaps a lock picker, anything to get out of here alive.


Your final thought, is of verifying the weakest brick on the wall, and pushing your way out of here.
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