West Blanc
~Leblanc's car~
With a yell of, "Dog shit taco!" Leblanc unleahed his ultimate death strike, decimating Jesta's thumb into a useless appendage.
"Man, I still got it," Leblanc remarked happily, failing to notice his friend's now bleeding hand, "guess you're it bud."
"Shit Blancman, why you gotta be rippin' my thumb off?" Jesta noted in suprise. "Oi," Jesta shouted to Shippo who was at the moment attempting to stuff a unopened can of tuna down his throat, "give me some Whiskey instead you little fucker."
"But this is mine," Shippo whined as he tossed the bottle out the window. "I need it to throw at homeless peoples...and...and Mexicans," he added as the gang heard a cry of "Yo quiaro, me nuts!"
"Fine then," Jesta yelled at the retarded fox-boy while turning to Psy, who at this moment was busily adjusting some wires on a remote control, "can you do anything?" he asked pointedly.
"Yeah, ok, just hold on a second," Psy muttered as he retrived his soldering iron.
While everyone was engaged in some kind of action, Bulb was muttering to himself about he had to do everything. He then slipped out the sunroof and headed for the Pit Stop Petro Station front door.
~Pit Stop Petro Station~
Bulb found Sayne over by the tuna and just looked at him and said, "Did you go pee?"
"No, that man mean! He said I can't use potty unless me make purchase. I have no money though." Sayne sputtered to Bulb through a cracked voice and tears of pain.
"Well, why don't we go reason with the guy and get you drained eh?" Bulb said to Sayne, patting him on the back.
Sayne and Bulb walked up to the counter, behind it was a very dirty man reading a porno. "Excuse me good sir, but my friend here needs to use the facilities." Bulb directed at the man.
"Facilities be damned, I need to piss!" Sayne yelled through teary eyes.
"You can'ts go to da toilets if ya don'ts buy somthin'!" The man replied without looking up from his magagazine, which was titled TrannyLUV issue 99.
"What can we get for 25 cents and an autographed picture of Dr. Phill?" Bulb asked.
"Dr. Phill you says?" the man said interestedly, "Yous can gets a purple butt plug and a copy of Hobbit Molestation Monthly, I hear there's a very informative article on rimming the one ring." The man mutters.
"Jesta might like that!" Sayne piped in.
"We'll take em'," Bulb exclaimed setting the quarter and picture on the counter, "now get to the bathroom and let's head out!" Suddenly an explosion is heard, "Fucking retards," Bulb sighed as he headed outside, clutching his new purchases, "hurry the fuck up Sayne!"
With a yell of, "Dog shit taco!" Leblanc unleahed his ultimate death strike, decimating Jesta's thumb into a useless appendage.
"Man, I still got it," Leblanc remarked happily, failing to notice his friend's now bleeding hand, "guess you're it bud."
"Shit Blancman, why you gotta be rippin' my thumb off?" Jesta noted in suprise. "Oi," Jesta shouted to Shippo who was at the moment attempting to stuff a unopened can of tuna down his throat, "give me some Whiskey instead you little fucker."
"But this is mine," Shippo whined as he tossed the bottle out the window. "I need it to throw at homeless peoples...and...and Mexicans," he added as the gang heard a cry of "Yo quiaro, me nuts!"
"Fine then," Jesta yelled at the retarded fox-boy while turning to Psy, who at this moment was busily adjusting some wires on a remote control, "can you do anything?" he asked pointedly.
"Yeah, ok, just hold on a second," Psy muttered as he retrived his soldering iron.
While everyone was engaged in some kind of action, Bulb was muttering to himself about he had to do everything. He then slipped out the sunroof and headed for the Pit Stop Petro Station front door.
~Pit Stop Petro Station~
Bulb found Sayne over by the tuna and just looked at him and said, "Did you go pee?"
"No, that man mean! He said I can't use potty unless me make purchase. I have no money though." Sayne sputtered to Bulb through a cracked voice and tears of pain.
"Well, why don't we go reason with the guy and get you drained eh?" Bulb said to Sayne, patting him on the back.
Sayne and Bulb walked up to the counter, behind it was a very dirty man reading a porno. "Excuse me good sir, but my friend here needs to use the facilities." Bulb directed at the man.
"Facilities be damned, I need to piss!" Sayne yelled through teary eyes.
"You can'ts go to da toilets if ya don'ts buy somthin'!" The man replied without looking up from his magagazine, which was titled TrannyLUV issue 99.
"What can we get for 25 cents and an autographed picture of Dr. Phill?" Bulb asked.
"Dr. Phill you says?" the man said interestedly, "Yous can gets a purple butt plug and a copy of Hobbit Molestation Monthly, I hear there's a very informative article on rimming the one ring." The man mutters.
"Jesta might like that!" Sayne piped in.
"We'll take em'," Bulb exclaimed setting the quarter and picture on the counter, "now get to the bathroom and let's head out!" Suddenly an explosion is heard, "Fucking retards," Bulb sighed as he headed outside, clutching his new purchases, "hurry the fuck up Sayne!"