Typical day of a HITMAN

You decide that escape is near impossible. You remember from your agency training that you are to act as a robot. And well you come to scenario its time to self destruct, you take a look around, people are just gasping and holding their hands up readily. You go back into your suit and draw your M-9. You hold it up to your head, and being fearless you tap the trigger. You are instantly killed, as the round travels through the side of your head and stops midway in the brain. You fall instantly without any resistance. Your corpse just sits there and spills blood. You are dead. The bar goers, cry from their experience. A police unit arrives swiftly and you appear on the cover of the next day's newspaper.

"CONTRACT KILLER KILLS HIM SELF AFTER ONE MURDER"
End Of Story