Typical day of a HITMAN

You decide to retreat in a very un-organized style that resembled that of a French school girl running away from a big Black Bear. You turn around and break into a a very fast sprint. You push people out of your way as you attempt to make it to the exit, but sadly your unorganized route makes you unaware of the beer mug on the floor. You step on it and you lose your balance, you fall backwards and you smash your cranium off the bar counter. Blood begins to pour out profoundly, you produce a loud swear word, as you hit the ground. Sadly because of your stupidity you die on the scene. In the papers it says
"Elite Contract killer, killed due to own stupidy"