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The Smartest/Dumbest Hostage

As you walk towards the exit, one of the men spots you and yells for you to 'get the hell down'. You ignore him and continue moving towards the exit of the bank. Two of the mans companions block the door in front of you. You decide this is a good time to say something. "Do you mind you douche bag?" you say in an angry voice. "What did you say to me?!" the man says back to you, equally offended. "Christ, are you deaf or just a complete retard? Pfft... I'll say it louder this time, just for you and your special needs friends..." Just as you open you mouth to insult the robbers again, the man pulls out a pistol and points it to the back of your head. With out hesitation, he pulls the trigger and your head jerks forwards. With a stunned look on your face and blood pouring out of your mouth, you let out a horrible, blood-gurgling grunt and fall forwards onto the blood covered floor in front of you. As you hit the tiled floor, your teeth shatter and your mouth is black with blood. Your legs go stiff and the world goes dark around you as you pass from this world.
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