Typical day of a HITMAN

You decide that sitting in the chair would be best. You reconcile your life, and discover that all your years of training have gone to utter waste. You observe that the lady goes over, and takes your duct tape off your mouth, so proceeds to give you a kiss followed by a dirty grin. See re-tapes your mouth and leaves without a word. You see that she has taken 2 briefcases, no doubt ably the briefcases were holding her Kalniskiov AK-47, and her canister of nerve gas. You sit and watch the T.V and see that she has left on the Today show. You see on the bottom of the screen it is now 8:05. Katie Curic and Matt Lauer talk about the current events as you quietly re-think your life. At 8:30 your breathing becomes incredibly difficult, and your bodily functions are no longer working. You find your self suffocating and drowning in your own bodily fluids. You die………

4 hours later, the National guard, dressed in their NBC suits, clear your room at 12:47 PM, and see that you were tied up to a chair, your head slump down. A official report inquire concludes that you were attempting to hustle a terrorist and was lured to the room, and killed in the Nerve attack. The next day Its all over the news….
End Of Story