Typical day of a HITMAN

You produce your pistol and, point it at the closest thug. You unload a bullet into his chest. He falls down dead, and blood comes out of his chest. You blow the other 3 away in a similar manner. And then you drive off, you continue to drive but you see a car pull along side you. A Guy hangs out the side with a Sub machine gun. He shoots at your car, shoots all the windows out and blows the tires out. You try to use your training but your car drives off the road into a wall. The air bag deploys and you are dazed. The 5 gangsters in the car approach you, and shoot you while your face is in the airbag.

A hour later, a police sergeant tells the press that this was a drug related incident. despite the fact that you had no Narcotics in your system