J. Cross, Manager
"So, what are you doing this stuff for?"
You hear in the black, you can still feel the car rocking back and forth on the mountain road, but all the lights are turned off to keep yourselves more invisible.
"I don't know... the money, I guess"
"That's a ridiculous answer... whatever, we're here"
The car stops, and in the distance, you see the house. Actually, it's more like a mountain fortress. There are no lights on, and there is a small helicopter starting up on a helicopter pad near the "house."
"Shit, he's making a break"
Almost in unison, the three of you leap from the car.
You begin running forward. You're un-armed and you just started this job a few days ago. Suddenly, you realize, you aren't in very good shape, and the run up the mountain looks ridiculously hard. You start to fall back and lose your breath. You realize that you have not even been briefed as to what it is you're doing.
"Shit, this is ridiculous."
Suddenly, as you draw closer, you realize that the fortress home is actually a bright shade of pink and is striped with light blues. Damn, this is a girly evil genius, or whatever the fuck it is. Suddenly, the helicopter lifts off and your companions are blown down by the wind from the rotors. You look at the house and notice the roof moving. You see something come out of it that looks like a giant gun. You look a little closer and determine that it probably is a gun.
Suddenly, a beam of bright yellow light comes out of it, breaks into several hundreds of beams, and fall over the perimeter of the mansion making a yellow bubble over the area.
"What the Fuck?"
You gaze on, and realize that your partners are seeing this too. Suddenly, the bubble turns into a blue sky, even though the sky a minute ago was dark. Small white clouds form, followed by a large rainbow. IT is quite possibly, the grisliest thing you've ever seen. The scenery around you lights up immediately. The rocky road turns into a blue pathway. The grass goes fro ma regular green to an obnoxiously bright green.
You spin in terror. AS you turn you see small furry creatures appear. Small fluffy squirrels, unicorns, zebras... it's quite possibly the cutest (for lack of a better word) thing you've ever seen.
Almost on instinct, your team-member Brian takes the shotgun off his back and blows a unicorn the fuck away. Rather than blood and guts, it simply turns into white fluffy junk and flutters away in the wind. Brian goes mad; he spins on his heel and delivers out another shot from his boom-stick that utterly annihilates a small beaver. He turns into brown fluff.
You're other team-member, Colin, takes out the two handguns he was carrying in a shoulder holster under his blazer and immediately unloads two whole clips into a pink horse, a green and blue zebra, and then a white bunny, each turns into its respective feathery death.
You continue to stare in horror at what just happened. A unicorn comes up to you and you reach out towards it...
"Nooooo!" Brian yells as he pumps the unicorn full of a shotgun shell. HE blows apart immediately in front of your very eyes.
"Shit!!!"
Brian and you spin to look to where Colin was standing with his guns. A Unicorn was walking over to him and he was frantically loading two clips simultaneously into his weapons. Before he can draw the hammer of even one, the Unicorn prances up to him and with grace and elegance, rears up and stabs Colin through the chest with his horn. Colin draws his arms back and his head falls back. HE is completely silent, except for a few short breaths he takes.
"What the fuck is this shit?!" Brian says as he rears back with his shotgun and begins racing towards the unicorn and fucking blows it away as he had done previously. The unicorn turns into feathers, and Colin is released. His body slumps to the ground.
Immediately, you can't take it, and you can see the tree line of pretty bright green trees, then the bright blue sky and fluffy clouds, and then all of that above you, as you black out.
You hear in the black, you can still feel the car rocking back and forth on the mountain road, but all the lights are turned off to keep yourselves more invisible.
"I don't know... the money, I guess"
"That's a ridiculous answer... whatever, we're here"
The car stops, and in the distance, you see the house. Actually, it's more like a mountain fortress. There are no lights on, and there is a small helicopter starting up on a helicopter pad near the "house."
"Shit, he's making a break"
Almost in unison, the three of you leap from the car.
You begin running forward. You're un-armed and you just started this job a few days ago. Suddenly, you realize, you aren't in very good shape, and the run up the mountain looks ridiculously hard. You start to fall back and lose your breath. You realize that you have not even been briefed as to what it is you're doing.
"Shit, this is ridiculous."
Suddenly, as you draw closer, you realize that the fortress home is actually a bright shade of pink and is striped with light blues. Damn, this is a girly evil genius, or whatever the fuck it is. Suddenly, the helicopter lifts off and your companions are blown down by the wind from the rotors. You look at the house and notice the roof moving. You see something come out of it that looks like a giant gun. You look a little closer and determine that it probably is a gun.
Suddenly, a beam of bright yellow light comes out of it, breaks into several hundreds of beams, and fall over the perimeter of the mansion making a yellow bubble over the area.
"What the Fuck?"
You gaze on, and realize that your partners are seeing this too. Suddenly, the bubble turns into a blue sky, even though the sky a minute ago was dark. Small white clouds form, followed by a large rainbow. IT is quite possibly, the grisliest thing you've ever seen. The scenery around you lights up immediately. The rocky road turns into a blue pathway. The grass goes fro ma regular green to an obnoxiously bright green.
You spin in terror. AS you turn you see small furry creatures appear. Small fluffy squirrels, unicorns, zebras... it's quite possibly the cutest (for lack of a better word) thing you've ever seen.
Almost on instinct, your team-member Brian takes the shotgun off his back and blows a unicorn the fuck away. Rather than blood and guts, it simply turns into white fluffy junk and flutters away in the wind. Brian goes mad; he spins on his heel and delivers out another shot from his boom-stick that utterly annihilates a small beaver. He turns into brown fluff.
You're other team-member, Colin, takes out the two handguns he was carrying in a shoulder holster under his blazer and immediately unloads two whole clips into a pink horse, a green and blue zebra, and then a white bunny, each turns into its respective feathery death.
You continue to stare in horror at what just happened. A unicorn comes up to you and you reach out towards it...
"Nooooo!" Brian yells as he pumps the unicorn full of a shotgun shell. HE blows apart immediately in front of your very eyes.
"Shit!!!"
Brian and you spin to look to where Colin was standing with his guns. A Unicorn was walking over to him and he was frantically loading two clips simultaneously into his weapons. Before he can draw the hammer of even one, the Unicorn prances up to him and with grace and elegance, rears up and stabs Colin through the chest with his horn. Colin draws his arms back and his head falls back. HE is completely silent, except for a few short breaths he takes.
"What the fuck is this shit?!" Brian says as he rears back with his shotgun and begins racing towards the unicorn and fucking blows it away as he had done previously. The unicorn turns into feathers, and Colin is released. His body slumps to the ground.
Immediately, you can't take it, and you can see the tree line of pretty bright green trees, then the bright blue sky and fluffy clouds, and then all of that above you, as you black out.