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mistermonkee1138
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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You pervert you decide to wear your birthday suit you skip down the street you see a old lady,a dog,and several cars (Duh! it`s rush hour!),and a blind man do you...
You have 5 choices:
shake your wang at the old lady
go up to the old man and say "Hey watch this."
pee on the dog
walk up the street
run into oncoming traffic
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