Kingdom Stance
You hide yourself the best that you can in the dense underbrush of the overhanging bank of the river. Hopefully, they pass right over you or (preferably) around you. As they draw closer, you can hear their jovial banter amongst themselves.
"Well, Judas, another heist... as clean as you please! You sure are a thievery mastermind!" guffaws one thug.
"I couldn't do it without you, Ananias! You've made a swell right-hand man of yourself!" roars the man who is quite obviously the leader.
"Hey! I do my share, too!" says another.
"Me too!"
"Oh, come on, Lot..." gestures Judas. "You know I couldn't do without you or Jacob, either. You're all part of the Band of Wealth, RIGHT?!?"
At this, cheers erupt from the band and they throw their fists in the air. Not long after, they've taken their pants down and begin peeing over where you're hiding and into the river below. You think to reconsider ever taking water from here again.
"Why don't we camp here, tonight, Judas?" asks Ananias. "It seems like a nice enough place."
"Sure; why not?" he answers.
"Drat," you think. You were really hoping they'd just pass on through. Then again, under cover of darkness might be the perfect time to make your getaway.
What will you do?
"Well, Judas, another heist... as clean as you please! You sure are a thievery mastermind!" guffaws one thug.
"I couldn't do it without you, Ananias! You've made a swell right-hand man of yourself!" roars the man who is quite obviously the leader.
"Hey! I do my share, too!" says another.
"Me too!"
"Oh, come on, Lot..." gestures Judas. "You know I couldn't do without you or Jacob, either. You're all part of the Band of Wealth, RIGHT?!?"
At this, cheers erupt from the band and they throw their fists in the air. Not long after, they've taken their pants down and begin peeing over where you're hiding and into the river below. You think to reconsider ever taking water from here again.
"Why don't we camp here, tonight, Judas?" asks Ananias. "It seems like a nice enough place."
"Sure; why not?" he answers.
"Drat," you think. You were really hoping they'd just pass on through. Then again, under cover of darkness might be the perfect time to make your getaway.
What will you do?