Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
Boom!
Another Sumo dented the walls.
"Crap, they've got JOLLY RANCHERS!! Orpheus, call for help!"
Orpheus sprints out of the room and soon is followed by Jane, who is conveniently an android.
"Alright, the babies need help--"
Boom!
"Holy crap! Is that a sumo?! This is serious, out of my way."
Jane shoves Orpheus out of the way and grabs you as she exits.
Dragging you on the underside of Africa, Jane stops once she reaches the beach of South America. She lifts you up, and holds you in the air like she would a paper air plane.
"Are you afraid of death?"
You suddenly feel alot less safe.
"Yes, actually."
Jane then aims you for the sumo cannon.
"Well, sucks to be you, it looks like you'll die a coward."
She then hurtles you into the air, flailing your arms like mad, you bump into some sumos flying by, they break a few bones in your limbs, but you continue soaring at a steady speed. You are now dealing with so much friction that you catch fire.....burning...um...*skips through the pages* ....screams...keep on flying..blah blah...oh, yeah, finally you hit the cannon, and you hit it at such veloctiy it implodes into an eternal fountain of sumos. Oh, but you died. Yeah, that kind of sucks.
The End
Another Sumo dented the walls.
"Crap, they've got JOLLY RANCHERS!! Orpheus, call for help!"
Orpheus sprints out of the room and soon is followed by Jane, who is conveniently an android.
"Alright, the babies need help--"
Boom!
"Holy crap! Is that a sumo?! This is serious, out of my way."
Jane shoves Orpheus out of the way and grabs you as she exits.
Dragging you on the underside of Africa, Jane stops once she reaches the beach of South America. She lifts you up, and holds you in the air like she would a paper air plane.
"Are you afraid of death?"
You suddenly feel alot less safe.
"Yes, actually."
Jane then aims you for the sumo cannon.
"Well, sucks to be you, it looks like you'll die a coward."
She then hurtles you into the air, flailing your arms like mad, you bump into some sumos flying by, they break a few bones in your limbs, but you continue soaring at a steady speed. You are now dealing with so much friction that you catch fire.....burning...um...*skips through the pages* ....screams...keep on flying..blah blah...oh, yeah, finally you hit the cannon, and you hit it at such veloctiy it implodes into an eternal fountain of sumos. Oh, but you died. Yeah, that kind of sucks.
The End
