Hired Assasin

You walk out of your apartment building and get in your car. You notice a couple thug lookin dealers standing on the corner giving you mean look. Lil idiots think they are big, but theyare just small time in your line of business. You switch on the car it takes a couple times to start up it's been sittin for awhile. Just as you get it cranked. you pop on the radio just as you switch it to 97.1 you start to smell a burning. Immediatly a thought rushes into your mind...CAR BOMB!!!!

As you struggle with the seat belt to get it off all you can see is now a blaze of fire rising from the hood and now crashing through the window and engulfing the entire car. Your body lays lifeless slumpt over the steering wheel as firefighters are hosing down the car.
"There's a body inside!" one of them yells. They drag your dead burnt carcass from the burning vehicle.

"Do we need rescue?" the other one ask.

"No, He's a gonner"
End Of Story