Neverending Mediocre Story!

You dress yourself up like Snow White, complete with a little red ribbon. And flutter down the stairs and wait for your admirer.

Wait, it said TONIGHT. It's seven in the morning. So you wait about 13 hours, when suddenly you see someone walking up to you.
It's your secret admirer!
He's coming closer, OMGROFLMAOBBQ!!!! It's Orpheus!