Dude's quest for a pail

The AWESOMEO RAINO turns into AWESOMEO RAINO DELUXZ. AWESOMEO RAINO DELUXZ is 104% more AWESOMEO than regular rain. It's also better than AWESOME RAINO, and is bluegreen, and it's 2 inches bigger than usual AWESOMEO RAINO, and did i mention it's bluegreen? Yes, i did, and it shoots nothing. But if it did shoot something, it'd shoot guns that shoot bullets that shoot hitler that shoots nazi lasers. But no, it doesn't, and it shouldn't, either. Also it hurts 1% more. Anyway, you walk into the forest and find a bunny. No wait, it isn't alive anymore thanks to the AWESOMEO RAINO DELUXZ, it instantly shredded it's weak and brittle bones and obviously slaughtered it. You cry for a femtosecond.