Lost in...Pepplestones?

Once you run out of the class room you run into Mr Wilbur!

ME: *pretending to be sound effects* Dun dun duuuuuuuuun! Sorry, the sound machine isnt working and the plumber couldnt fix it...he got mad...maybe I called the wrong number...oh well! On with the story!

MR WILBUR: WHY YOU LITTLE RUNT?! IM GONNA TEAR YOU PIECE BY PIECE!!!

YOU: Wait! Will a sorry make up for it? *nervous chuckle*

MR WILBUR: GRRRRRR! YOU ARE EXPELLED!!!

YOU: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

*50 mins later*

YOU: *at home*

MUM: HOW CAN YOU BE EXPELLED ON THE FIRST DAY?! *looks out window watching children walk to school and sighs* Why cant my child be like them? NO MORE POCKET MONEY, SWEETS, TV, OR COMICS UNTIL YOU CAN DRIVE!

YOU: *thinking* Heh, heh, heh! She forgot doughnuts!

MUM: Or doughnuts!

YOU: DOH!