Pokemon Adventure!

You decide not to go on a pokemon adventure -hell, you even end up forgeting about Charmander- instead, you sit alone in your dark room watching television. Days... Weeks.. Months pass... until one day you awake to find your half-starved, half-crazy Charmander staring down at you as you lay in bed. It shows its teeth at you as drool gushes out of its mouth. And without warning, your Charmander slashed open your chest and sticks its head inside of you and devours your insides (Intestines, Bladder, Lungs, Pancreas, you name it!) as you lay helplessly in bed. . . *ouch*