The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

You walk in the room...

Shelton is in there making sexytime with Stephanie McMahon!

Shelton: Whoa, John what ever you do DO NOT TELL TRIPLE H!!!

Cena: Now Shelton, you didn't have to do this to impress me!

Shelton: For the last time I am not gay! That was a kayfabed moment, done for the enjoyment of the fans.

Cena: You enjoyed it.

Steph: Look Cena, you think everyone is gay.

Cena: So... It's what you tell me to say.

Steph: Only in kayfabe you dumbass. In fact your jobbing to Shelton and losing your title to him.

Shelton: YES!

Steph: Sleeping with me has it's advantages.

Ron Simmons: DAMN!