The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

Cena heads down the hallway and comes upon Benoit's lockeroom. As he enters he sees Benoit's tights begin to shapeshift from blue to yellow. John Cena is shocked. He squints his eyes and tries really hard but he still remains in the same crappy attire. Benoit spots him and the 4REAL tights seem to growl in anger.

Benoit: What do you want John Cena?

Cena: Listen dawg, I'm stale. I need me some new moves. Have any to teach me?

Benoit: Are you sure you're capable of learning them? Last time you learned the protoplex you forgot the Throwback. That is not 4REEEEAAAAALLLL!!!!!

Cena: Well I'm 5REEEEAAAAAALLLLL!!!!

Benoit: Do you know what a German suplex is?

Cena: Yea. It's a house in Germany. BRAPPLEDOUGH!!!

Benoit proceeds to give Cena a triple german suplex, pausing after each to have his tights change color.

Cena: What was that?

Benoit: That was a German Suplex. Dammit...stop no-selling!

Cena: I...I...I can't...v_v

Benoit: Well here is an idea. Go see ____________ because he is the masters of selling.
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