The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous
"Good man!" The teacher of Warcraft clamps a massive paw on your shoulder, "You are brave and shall fight with me against this awful foe."
"Uhh.... the demons?" you squeak. Why didn't you run?
"Let them COME!" Honkey growls and raises his sword high above his head. At the same moment a fiery monster blasts out of the crater like a cannon ball and rises swiftly into the air, a pair of leathery wings carrying it upwards. It is a horrible creature, a prodigious evil more terrible than anything you could have imagined (so I'm sure you will have some trouble imagining it). Swiftly a host of smaller demons follow in its wake like a line of smoke and flame that is trailed behind a rocket. A long, enduring screech like the scraping of metal rises with the beasts, louder and louder until you fall to your knees, clutching your ears in an attempt to ward off the horrible clamour.
The hero stands tall, with his ears uncovered (he's tough enough not to instantly go deaf) and his sword still raised--the pinnacle of his glorious stature.
The gargantuan demon hovers in the air for a moment, its eyes boring down on the man, blazing red flame.
"KILL HIM..." it growls like a roll of thunder.
Cackling evilly, the demons bear down upon the warrior with murder on their minds.
You curl up into a ball, but through your fingers you manage to gather enough courage to peek. You see the Warcraft teacher lunge towards the demon horde and strike the first one down with a single blow. In mid-air he manages to twirl around and cut two more before landing back on his feet. The demons whirl around him like a dust devil, screaming furiously. One dives upon Mr. Honkey and tries to slash him with its horrible claws, but the hero grabs it by its long nose, twirls it around his head a few times, and then hurtles it into another demon.
"COME OOOON!" Mr. Honkey roars.
The demons answer the challenge, annoyed at the single human, who has mangaged to keep them from razing the world in hellfire. Several more drop down to fight Honkey, but all who meet him end up as ugly, twisted corpses on the ground.
Your mouth gapes in wonder.
"WHO's NEXT EH?" The massive man swings his sword above his head and shouts upwards at the hovering demons. The monsters look uncertain and they hesitate.
"YOU WEAKLINGS! YOU COWARDS!" the largest demon growls and then breathes out a ball of red flame which hurtles towards Honkey. The warrior manages to leap aside in time, but the monster, expecting his move, drops down like a stone right where your teacher rolled and pins him to the ground.
Honkey struggles in the demon's grip, but to no avail.
"Uhh.... the demons?" you squeak. Why didn't you run?
"Let them COME!" Honkey growls and raises his sword high above his head. At the same moment a fiery monster blasts out of the crater like a cannon ball and rises swiftly into the air, a pair of leathery wings carrying it upwards. It is a horrible creature, a prodigious evil more terrible than anything you could have imagined (so I'm sure you will have some trouble imagining it). Swiftly a host of smaller demons follow in its wake like a line of smoke and flame that is trailed behind a rocket. A long, enduring screech like the scraping of metal rises with the beasts, louder and louder until you fall to your knees, clutching your ears in an attempt to ward off the horrible clamour.
The hero stands tall, with his ears uncovered (he's tough enough not to instantly go deaf) and his sword still raised--the pinnacle of his glorious stature.
The gargantuan demon hovers in the air for a moment, its eyes boring down on the man, blazing red flame.
"KILL HIM..." it growls like a roll of thunder.
Cackling evilly, the demons bear down upon the warrior with murder on their minds.
You curl up into a ball, but through your fingers you manage to gather enough courage to peek. You see the Warcraft teacher lunge towards the demon horde and strike the first one down with a single blow. In mid-air he manages to twirl around and cut two more before landing back on his feet. The demons whirl around him like a dust devil, screaming furiously. One dives upon Mr. Honkey and tries to slash him with its horrible claws, but the hero grabs it by its long nose, twirls it around his head a few times, and then hurtles it into another demon.
"COME OOOON!" Mr. Honkey roars.
The demons answer the challenge, annoyed at the single human, who has mangaged to keep them from razing the world in hellfire. Several more drop down to fight Honkey, but all who meet him end up as ugly, twisted corpses on the ground.
Your mouth gapes in wonder.
"WHO's NEXT EH?" The massive man swings his sword above his head and shouts upwards at the hovering demons. The monsters look uncertain and they hesitate.
"YOU WEAKLINGS! YOU COWARDS!" the largest demon growls and then breathes out a ball of red flame which hurtles towards Honkey. The warrior manages to leap aside in time, but the monster, expecting his move, drops down like a stone right where your teacher rolled and pins him to the ground.
Honkey struggles in the demon's grip, but to no avail.