Forest Dweller

You open the door, finding to your horror the entire hotel standing outside it, every person smiling happily. They chant in unison.
"You weren't thinking of leaving, were you?" Slowly they walk towards you, and you quickly go back in your room, locking the door. The door is pounded on and pounded on, until finally it stops. As you try and think of something else to do, the door breaks down, and the people begin to walk towards you, slowly.
"You... weren't... thinking... of... leaving?"
"NO OF COURSE NOT!" You yell, in a panic.
"Yes... you... were... we... don't... like... that..."
End Of Story