Happy Monster Island
Your only hope now is to pick up the lute player. You hit on the lute player with your best advances, she'll be powerless to resist, she invites you back to her place you have empty meaningless sex and in the bargain you have someplace to stay for the night.
There's only one hitch of course, women don't find you attractive. Well the worst thing she can do is say no, right? Actually the worst thing she can do is hit you with her lute but that's a chance you'll have to take.
Excuse me, Miss is that Fisherman's lament you're playing I just love that song of course I love all Japanese folk songs. She doesn't seem impressed by your knowledge of traditional music try something else. That is a stunning kimono you're wearing did you make that yourself? No reaction it didn't even look like she knew you were standing there. You'd handled rejection before but this woman was cold, very cold. On second thoughts you didn't even want to sleep with an artic bitch like the lute player even if she was wearing a gorgeous orange kimono. So the lute player was out, that left the fisherman and the bartender.
There's only one hitch of course, women don't find you attractive. Well the worst thing she can do is say no, right? Actually the worst thing she can do is hit you with her lute but that's a chance you'll have to take.
Excuse me, Miss is that Fisherman's lament you're playing I just love that song of course I love all Japanese folk songs. She doesn't seem impressed by your knowledge of traditional music try something else. That is a stunning kimono you're wearing did you make that yourself? No reaction it didn't even look like she knew you were standing there. You'd handled rejection before but this woman was cold, very cold. On second thoughts you didn't even want to sleep with an artic bitch like the lute player even if she was wearing a gorgeous orange kimono. So the lute player was out, that left the fisherman and the bartender.