Sanity Killer

You wake up in a large room. In the center of the room... is ELMO. He looks evil yet cute, as always. Noting of his evil exterior yet cute outlook on life, the writer decided to pass the time to make the first page a little bit longer. So yeah, you betta vote good or I will eat you up. I can do that ya know. Really. I'll make Elmo eat you. He can do that. Gag gag gag. What do you mean gag? I like gags. They are funny. Err, so yeah. On with the story OMFGPIE IT'S ELMO