THE ROAD TO NO WHERE

You sat in the oven also known aas the bus, and watched boredly as the African landscape passed at a snails pace. You had decided to take the tour on a whim leaving your friends in the local lodge. Because one of your friends got bit by a snake and the other offered to stay.
Sighing you realise you should've stayed in your airconditioned room; Anything was better than this heat. Staring out the window, in the distance you see a pride of lions. When suddenly your nearsighted tourguide hits a giraffe.

What do you do?
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