The Quest of Isaac O'Connor [Unfinished]

Your name is Isaac O'Connor, and you have been tasked with finding the Seven Scepters of Salutation. This is a big deal - the Queen of Kindness asked for your help specifically, and you can't let her down. This is your chance to prove yourself!

It is, unfortunately, very early (being awake at 6 AM is a terrible fate, and you wouldn't wish it upon anyone), but you are ready to begin your quest!

Or... are you?