The portals

You and your buddy Jeff are going on a camp in the woods with lots of other people you know.
"why can't we go to a different woods this one is boreing" Jeff asks the park ranger, "because I've heard rumors
About these woods and I think there very good" the park ranger says now follow me I'll show you around,
If you need to pee or have, a kiss with your girlfriend or boyfriend the bathroom is the right place to do it!
Ok... I say. We will have to split into teams the cabin does not have enough people for all of us to stay in.