Harry Potter and the Alternate Ending
So let's start from the beginning, shall we? Your name is Harry Potter and you are about to turn 11 years old.
Harry Potter bent to pick up the mail. You see a bill, a postcard, and a heavy envelope. Wait is that parchment?!?! Who uses parchment anymore? You flip it around to read the writing. It was addressed to you? And with a wax seal and everything??? Too weird.
"Hurry up boy!" you hear Uncle Vernon shout.
Harry Potter bent to pick up the mail. You see a bill, a postcard, and a heavy envelope. Wait is that parchment?!?! Who uses parchment anymore? You flip it around to read the writing. It was addressed to you? And with a wax seal and everything??? Too weird.
"Hurry up boy!" you hear Uncle Vernon shout.