Stuck with Ryan

Before getting started I'll give a short description of Ryan. Ryan is 19 years old, 6'2", and very mischievous. He has brown hair that is gelled up in the front. He likes to "toy" with his friends whenever given the chance.

Looking around, you see that you are in some giant bedroom. The floor is littered with dirty clothes and there is a loud beeping noise above you that you assume to be an alarm clock. A loud rustling noise sounds above you.