Bucks County CSI

It's another day in the office of you, Ace Archaeologist, the third best forensic archaeology expert this side of Bucks County.

You're enjoying a nice cup of vegetable juice when you feel your phone ring. You whip out your flip phone and answer it.
"Gimme the scoop!" you say.
"Uh, hey boss. I was wondering if you were coming to my Christmas party?" It was Doug.
"The only thing I have time for is digging up dead bodies, Doug."
"Sorry boss. I forget."
"Is there a dead body you want me to dig up?"
"Uh, actually, there is—"
"I'm on my way." You close your flip phone and head to the scene in your electric, eco-friendly car.
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