The Heist

It is a Friday night. It is midnight. The bankers get ready to go home. Then, the security alarm goes off. "Oh, crap." the bankers say. Two masked thugs arrive. "Welcome to your last day." says one thug. They get out pistols. "Go away!" says a banker. He punches a thug. The thug shoots him. "Anyone of you turds is next." the thug says. Meanwhile, you are sleeping. You wake up when your phone goes off. "Hello." you answer. "It's me. We got a robbery." says the caller. "On it." you reply. You sigh.