Youtuber Brawl

You are sitting at your home looking at a new Pewdiepie video. You laugh at a funny part. Then, your sister/brother tells you there is a brawl against Youtubers. You are hyped and ready to go. You enter the arena. You are up against Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Dantdm, Pewds, Ihascupquake, and more. What's your first move? If you choose uppercut, you are injured because Markiplier knocked your teeth out. If you do a roundhouse kick, Jacksepticeye breaks your rib. If you do a normal punch, Dan punches you really hard. If you do a flurry, Cupquake breaks your jaw. And if you do karate chop, you knock out Jack, Mark, and Dan.