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umm...uh... well maybe he was.. err... OH! I know ! I bet there was some kinda giant puffin up there! Yeah! And it was like, trying to eat those poor little birds, shovin' em around and whatnot, and then it jumped on your head and pecked your nose! TWICE! He's just gonna save them! ...then maybe he'll give them almonds. I don't want to drop the almonds. Almonds rule.

Somehow that probably accidentally kinda failed to make it into the opening of the story.

I give me a nine, because I'm still humble even for being the 3RD MOST POPULAR HUMOR STORY, WEBSITE-WIDE! hee hee hee! *ahem*
I'm writing a bit here and there, so keep on reading. If you haven't found the branch to Billy-Jack's guns an' more guns, I int-hay o-tay the ce-iyaychay... okay, that's really hard to say in pig-latin, so just go to hobby--icecream--turtle--window--east.

ooh! ooh! Here's the moment you've ALL been waiting for: (Man, I totally feel like a celebrity)

You are -*-Dead-*-

Heh heh, yeah. That's cool.

hey now, no one said he wants to KILL them with a sling shot. Maybe he just wants to fling some almonds up for them to eat!

Wow. We obviously don't share the same sense of humor. Where was the HEART? Where was the SOUL? Most of all, where were the koala bears of doom? I just don't get it...