Cricket

This isn't even a steaming pile of shit. That would imply freshness, which would imply maggots with more brain cells than the author within it.
No, this is worse. I'm not sure what it is, but it is worse.

Can we at least keep schoolchildren out of such degeneracy?

Go insert a porcupine into your rectum, fucktard.

Good job on this sometimes cheesy, always fun adventure story, Ninja. It'd take an impressive story to be better than this one.
Go read this, folks.

Fetishes aside, the writing quality of this story was terrible. Please read some books to see how normal people write.