StarryNight

It's hilarious because you are using fantastic writing to describe utterly ridiculous opinions generated by the average female. (I am one, by the way, but I still enjoy this little writing.) I love the multiple choices, but there are some unfinished ones, right at cliffhangers as well(well, what a girl calls 'cliffhangers').

It's pretty good, really. The idea is hilarious, and the way you started it was great.