No Loafing Around! Escape from the Humans

The life of a loaf is a hard one. You get stuffed into a plastic bag and transported away from your home, put into the hands of the most devastating creatures: humans. Humans will place you in these machines with several claws and saws to slice you into pieces of bread, which, according to them, is "the hottest thing". Even if you're lucky to not suffer these contraptions, they may just eat you raw! To make matters worse, they put these slices into a thing called a "toaster" to char you into a crispy brown. Moreover, they will tear you up and feed your crumbs to birds of all kinds, all with a sadistic, joyous smile on their faces.

And you're next. You find yourself on the chopping block. But what others don't know is that you have... legs. And arms. And hands and feet. You were made incorrectly, but this anamoly may be the thing that rescues you from the terrors of humans! Ready for your grand heist?