The Land Where Daniels Just Can't

I write this story with my best friend's awareness and blessing that he is the main character to spite him. In a plain yet magical world with absurd overtones, while is personality may or may not be the same, he is made out to be unrealistically conservative and the caricature of a villain, liar, thief, drug fiend, hypocrite, and asshole. This is a comedy and as such is not meant to disrespect, or harm anyone or their general mental well-being or inflame the biases or the perceptions people hold. If you have a problem with the material contact me and I'll write it out or change it if its found to be in any way more ignorant than intended.