A Normal Day?

Welcome to a totally normal day. You will normally enjoy this normal day and do normal things as your normal self.

Try get all 5 of these totally normal endings:

The "Bad Idea #1" Ending
The "Bad Idea #2" Ending
The "Girls > Boys" Ending
The "Pick On A Pickle" Ending
The "Straight Face" Ending
The "Why Are You Hitting Yourself?" Ending.